immature puns and jokes

There are a lot of Thais here, but hardly anyone wears one.
Waialae? Because I don't want to tell the truth. (pronounced why-ah-lie)
Won Hung guy owns the Chinese restaurant down the street.
Waikinki.
Haolewood.
iHaole.
There is a restaurant here and their food is To Thai For. 


Tenacious
English: Persistent or stubborn
Filipino: Tennis Shoes
"Oi boy, bepore you go out to play you must tie your tenacious."


Sea Shore
English: Sea Shore
Filipino: Seizure
""Oi, is dis dee 911 num-bare? You must hurry dee ambulance.. my wife.. .chicken nut bread and she iss having d' sea shore!"
Translation: She cannot breathe, and is having a seizure.

Q) What do you call a haole trying to talk pidgin?

A) A training bra!